Score: 8

"What can I say?"

submission: Come On & Meet Yer Maker

date: April 28, 2008

This is a pretty trippy game that really messes with your head and makes you think...somehow.
I'm not sure why I like it but I do.

P.S I did beat it. I loved the second ending video.

Score: 10

"I don't believe it..."

submission: B

date: April 27, 2008

I had heard many rumors of this but I did not think it could be true... this leaves me speechless yet a thousand things flow through my head at once! I have read the many theories behind this and while they all seem accurate one can never truly know the true methods and thoughts behind this highly inspirational piece. To me it speaks volumes though.
The red obvious symbolizes the hate and disdain new flash authors were usually greeted with, and the slight paue before the 'B' appears, as if it is hesitant of the reactions it will receive only encourages this image. The fact that it is so small compared to the page as a whole yet surrounded by only white is a testament to a great inspiration usually lost in the void of the flash world, standing out if only it could be seen! While the fact that it is off center might seem like a small point, but it shows that even if we don't know our place in the world we can still shine brightly. The fact that it is the second letter in the alphabet certainly means that you don't have to be number one to "B" something.

This simple flash with it's simple letter is an inspiration and we can only thank StrawberryClock for gracing us with it.
Thank you.

Score: 7

"Well..."

submission: Leonidus vs. Ash Ketchum

date: April 27, 2008

This flash is by almost all standards horrible. The graphics are just copy+pasted, the sound quality is neither good nor bad, and it is only about 10 seconds of animation in a loop.

But for some damn reason it made me chuckle and so it gets a 7 on the basis of pure random humor.

Score: 10

"Oh wow."

submission: Blocky In Space

date: April 25, 2008

I'm glad I was able to find this game it really made my day. It's not often I get a chance to give something a 10. Lets see here though.

Graphics: The graphics for this game wre wonderful, the colors went together great and the lines were clean. The animation was perfectly smooth and finally the characters were cute. On a side note what I especially love is how the backgrounds change, and your course of backgrounds.

Sound: Over-all the sound quality was great, with each sound effect really going great with the purpose you chose for it. But once again I must say my favorite was the background music, it fit wonderfully with the theme of the game and really gave it that "adventure" feel.

Over-all it's a wonderful game I'm sure to play again. I hope to see more like it in the future.

Score: 1

"Uh huh...."

submission: News Reporter V

date: April 24, 2008

Alright that was a complete waste of time. About the only thing good I can say about this animation is the lines are clean.

Graphics: These were not drawn well at all and your choices of color were pretty bland. The sizes and shapes of objects seemed completely random and not that well thought out. Finally the animation seemed pretty choppy and generic.

Sound: The sound quality was pretty bad, especially with all the interference from the breaths among other things.

Over-all this seems like a generic flash that has no real defining features. It is just kinda there. I can also see by your response to another reviewer you cannot take criticism, even the constructive kind well at all and resort to petty insults. Please don't think you can spend 4 days on an animation, submit something of poor quality and think people won't rate you bad. Next time try to put a little more effort and thought into your flashes.

Score: 8

"Oh wow"

submission: Fair Game

date: April 24, 2008

This is a pretty fun game that makes me nostalgic. You've really caught the fair element perfectly. The animation was detailed and smooth and the sounds complemented them perfectly.

The games were old classics that were fun but do need a few modifications. One is the duck shooter. It is waaaay too easy. Even the smallest ones are very easy to hit. Maybe try to decrease their size or create some other way to raise the difficulty. As for catching the ducks it was both easy and hard at times. The way to hook them seemed confusing at times, so you might want to elaborate a little more on the exact procedure in your instructions.

All in all though it's a fun and well made game.

Score: 5

"This is Blasphamy! This is Madness!"

submission: Jebus kill 1

date: April 23, 2008

Wow, I never thought I could apply that phrase to anything but a 300 parody. But I was wrong... Alright, on to this. Let's see.

As for the graphics they were pretty average for these kind of parodies, though at parts the animation was a bit slow and choppy they were alright over-all.

The music however was... painful. It was not bad quality(or sounded that way) and didn't fit the pace of the flash too well. The sound effects were a little better but still nothing wonderful.

the action was a bit slow at times and not exactly too interesting. Invincible guy kills other guys.

Over all it was ok, there is some potential but this flash doesn't give it justice.

Score: 8

"Oh hey, wow."

submission: Moko Moko

date: April 23, 2008

I honestly didn't expect much when I tried out this game, I've had experience with breaking brick games in the past and each seemed to be just a rip off of the last, however I got a nice little surprise when I tried this one.

First the graphics. Right up front I was greeted with a title screen that instantly transported me back to the old Nintendo/Super Nintendo games of the past. The Graphics were soft and pleasant to the eyes, while also being quite cheerful. My only problem would have to be the bright colors near the paddle/Moko Moko guy at the bottom. They were too similar and really put a hurt on the eyes trying to focus on him, so you might wanna try darkening one of them up.

For the sound effects they were nice and fit the game perfectly, and while I was saddened at the lack of background music it didn't detract from the game too much.

As for the actual game play I noticed right off the controls for him were a little laggy and tended to drag, and while they didn't take away too much from the game they did get a little troublesome at times. The power ups were fun though I would suggest putting a shorter limit(if indeed a limit there is) on the angry face/shooter, otherwise the game becomes easy once it comes into play.

All in all a fun addicting game that I'll probably be playing again in the near future.

Score: 3

"Just....No"

submission: Snake(Old School Version)

date: April 22, 2008

What can I say about this game besides it's really...just... Not that good.

The graphics were ok, nothing horrible yet nothing interesting either for that matter, and the colors didn't seem to go that well together either.

As for the gameplay it was pretty pointless. What is the logic behind a game you can't lose? I know the old snake game wasn't like that.

All in all the graphics were the only notable thing about this flash, and then only as average. Better luck next time. And I would usually try to offer constructive criticism to help improve the flash but I've not played the original in YEARS and really can't remember too much about it.

Score: 1

"Uh huh..."

submission: Tom Fulp: DAI493+D 069

date: April 22, 2008

I don't really have a lot to say about this one honestly. The graphics were pretty average with a few better(and worse) exceptions. And while I could not stand the first song as a personal preference, the music was clean and had nice quality. HOWEVER this flash was incredibly, superbly, pointless. the intro was meh, and after.. well what is after? For me I only got the two standing motionless in a field looking pretty. And that is about it.

All in all this was not an eye sore, but definitely not something that will inspire me to give it more than a 1.